Nationals making move from joke to Raiders status

(si.com)

Now, let's get this out there. I hate the Nationals. But, even if i didn't I would be sure to make fun of them. Most people would remember them spelling "Natinals" on their jerseys earlier this year. They are at it again. This Memorial day it was Teddy Roosevelt bobble-head night. I guess they have to spread out the only two candidates for bobble head night (Dunn and Zimmerman) for the whole year so Teddy is a fill-in. Anyway, on the bobblehead they misspelled it "Rossevelt". A buddy recently told me that they misspelled it like that because Ross Detwiler was making the start. I'm not calling him a liar but if this is their excuse then that Gnats are even more ridiculous then i thought. I think that they made the mistake and that was their last second excuse. Doesn't anyone have spellcheck in that franchise? Or a brain?

Facebook Strikes again!

Remember when i wrote the Lane Kiffin article (here) and i told everyone that the social networking sites are nothing but trouble for sports stars? Well there is another example now. Atlanta Falcon, Quinn Ojinnaka (didn't make that name up) was arrested for battery on his wife over his facebook account. Apparently his wife didn't like the attention he was getting from another girl on the account. When she confronted him he threw her down some stairs and then out of the house. Ain't jealousy a bitch? Ojinnaka says she was attempting to stab him with a pen. In my opinion i think a 305 lb football player can dodge a pen stab and restrain a woman without chucking her down steps. But what do I know? I wonder how many notifications he's getting now.

Man-Ram doing great in All-star voting

Manny Ramirez, the worst defensive player in the game and possibly biggest Bush-leaguer is 4th in the initial all-star voting. Manny is of course serving a 50 game suspension for a failed drug test. He tested positive for a women's fertility drug, which is used by many steroid users to restart cycles. Word is they worked and that he's also having twin boys. He hasn't thought of names for the little tikes yet. But seriously, how is this dope in 4th for all-star voting. A guy has even made a website in support (http://www.voteformanny.blogspot.com/)

The three players he is trailing are Ryan Braun, Alfonso Soriano, and Carlos Beltran. If this guy makes it in it will be horrible for the sport. Really showing that fans don't give two shits about the steroid issue that is ruining the integrity of the game. I know that the Phillies play in a verryyyyyyy hitter friendly field but look at Raul Ibanez' stats (.347 BA, 17HR, 44 RBI) and tell me that isn't more impressive then Manny's 50 game suspension and cheating. He's a joke.

Canseco's Career after Baseball continues to be an Embarrassment

Remember Jose Canseco? Of course you do. He's the moron who wants all the credit for the steroid scandal in the MLB. He's the former outfielder who let a ball hit off his head and go over the fence for a homer. He's the former home run hitter who weighed about 300 pounds and insisted on wearing size Medium jerseys. Well, now he's the jackass who lost an MMA fight to a 7'2" Korean in 77 seconds.

This guy is so desperate for cash that he even boxed Danny Bonaduce. You know, that small little ginger. Guess what, he didn't even win. They tied! Jose is a joke. I would be ecstatic if he never appeared in the news again. What the video below.... its a riot.

Ryan Leaf: The dream life

After the prolific NFL career of Ryan Leaf he has once again shocked us all by getting busted for trying to illegally obtain HYDROCODONE! What a guy!. ESPN.com has reported that he was indicted on seven counts of obtaining a controlled substance by fraud. Apparently this breadwinner broke into an injured football player's house and stole the drugs. After a short stint with the Cowboys in 2001 its just a matter of time until good ole Jerry Jones signs him again after this recent news. There isn't a player in the league with this legal trouble that doesnt deserve a huge blue star on his helmet.